Salvador Alonzo
¿where's your will to be weird?
  • Mood #manuchao #BlackandWhite

  • Días de crecimiento, listo para volar alto, más alto #keepfoward

  • A customer asked for an “illegal inmigrant mocha.”

    bitterbrrista:

    First I was stunned. “Sorry what?”

    "An illegal immigrant mocha."

    Now I knew what he was asking for. “I’m sorry, sir. I literally have no idea what you’re talking about.” But I wanted to hear him say it.

    "…a Mexican mocha."

    "Oh a MEXICAN mocha! Why didn’t you just say so the first time?" I replied loudly as I turned around to the espresso machine, muttering "ignorant racist fuckwit" as I made his drink.

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  • gayeskimos:

    If you do not know what this picture is; let me inform you. In the late 50’s when abortion was completely illegal, women would resort to using household items to have a self-given abortion. These items included bleach, wire hangers, and cleaning products. So, would you rather save unborn cells, like the ones that come off your feet or body, millions at a time, or save a woman who might end up curing a life-threatening disease? Do we really wanna step 60 years back?

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    omgbuglen:

    How to use sand to freak people out

    Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

    (via mandhala)

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  • (Source: itsofiaocampo, via pamelacourson)

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